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Red Alert

We are at RED ALERT here at PartofthePrecipitate Industries these days.  In likely karmic payback for the worst thing I ever did ;. I have been struck by a quirky case of identity theft.

You see, it’s my crazy-pants sister.

I’m not going to shine my saint halo too much here, but I’m a bit flummoxed.  Of all my siblings, I’d say I was the one who treated her the nicest.  Now don’t get me on the “Aha,” anonymous friend.  I’ve never told her it was ok to rob me blind, I just never beat the shit out of her.  I also remembered her birthday and never got mad at her for having a disorder.

So today, I’m calling my credit card companies trying to piece together what has been done. I have thus far found two accounts that weren’t authorized.  Apparently the fraud was rampant enough to completely shut down my instant access to credit reporting as well, because I could not get mine online.

We are on red alert, dear reader.  I guess all I have to say today is, “Thanks for the Identity Theft, Sis!  Merry Fucking Christmas to you too.”

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