I lied. I am not in the holiday spirit. I wouldn’t give away bees. Not even killer bees. Dear anonymous friend, true confession: I don’t like the Holidays. They make me go, “Bah Humbug.” December drags me down. When I feel it coming, I put up my privacy fence and don my crash helmet. I [...]
Posts Tagged ‘rant’
About the Holiday Spirit…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bad ideas, good ideas, rant on November 30, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Selling a table on Craigslist
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged daily short, rant on February 24, 2010 | 2 Comments »
I am trying to sell a table on Craigslist. My potential customer can’t spell you. Or punctuate. Or NOT USE CAPS LOCK>>> I hope she buys my table before I bust out a rudimentary grammar lesson. It should be obvious that I don’t care quite as much as Mr. Personality, but come on. It’s “You”. [...]
So… I am trying to get a Census Job…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged rant on February 22, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Just something temporary that I can make a few extra bucks. They promote it heavily towards people with jobs by saying “Flexible Evening and Weekend Hours” all over their promotional materials. However, I can’t find a place to schedule the test/interview before 2pm. If I have a real job, do you think I’m going to [...]
Overrun
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Prozac-Generic, rant on February 17, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
My workspace is being overrun by mice. These mice are taking over for the spiders which seem to have vanished. I don’t care one way or another for mice, however in the Southwestern United States, I do have to be careful about catching Hanta Virus from their droppings. I shouldn’t, but I’m panicking a bit. [...]
Avoidance
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Prozac-Generic, rant on February 11, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Yesterday, I drove around my block twice to avoid talking to my elderly neighbor. The first time she was getting out of the car and bringing her purse into the house. The second time I drove by, she was walking to her mailbox which put her even closer to my drive. I’m slightly ashamed and [...]
Fuuuuuuck.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged rant, work sucks on January 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I did it again. I set a goal to lay out an editorial calendar for this blog similar to this guy and I’ve failed to do so. Mostly because I was told to develop an editorial calendar for work and now I don’t want to do it at home too. It’s creating the feeling that [...]
About my Uncle…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged rant on January 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes, I swear that my godfearing, godloving uncle only gets on facebook when he is drunk. In the past hour, he has posted seven updates. The quantity is not unheard of, unless it’s the same phrase over and over again. Tonight, it’s iterations of “Trust in Jesus” “I trust Jesus with my future” “Jesus takes [...]
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